Joe Bob Briggs

The Executioner. Directed by Teruo Ishii. Starring Sonny Chiba, Eiji Go, and Yutaka Nakajima.

1 popped eyeball
1 thigh impaled on a grappling hook
1 bitten off ear
1 rib pulled out of a chest
2 people falling off a cliff
1 homophobic car chase scene:

"Rear end him."
"Moron. I'm not gay."

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2 upskirt shots (same girl)
14 breasts (One pair in a painting, one pair on a statue, and one pair in a blink or you'll miss 'em shot)
1 blurred out vagina
2 asses
2 girls in bikinis

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2 gallons of fake blood

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too many cool fight scenes to count

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87 minutes of fun!