Return of the Living Zune

How could you do this to me, Mr. Gates? When my Zune wasn't working this morning, I was pissed off, and thought it was just a battery problem. It turns out it wasn't just my Zune - every Zune on the planet has mysteriously frozen up. I'm going to smash mine before it rises from the dead and tries to kill me when I'm sleeping.

Update: My Zune is working again. It looks like all the 30 gig models came down with a version of the Y2K bug.